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| ass |
Rating |
| Booty - anonymous |
5.18
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| Love Crack - MattH |
5.16
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| Fart Box - brad1120 |
4.99
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| Turd Cutter - Lucky |
4.88
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| Tradesman's Entrance - Marty Hale |
4.83
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| breasts |
Rating |
| Right Bonney Set O' Tets - Dirt Dirt McGirt |
6.14
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| Salt Lake City's - anonymous |
5.78
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| Eye Magnets - PWN4G3 |
5.44
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| Hooters - Hootie and the Blowfish |
5.44
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| Melons - anonymous |
5.42
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| condom |
Rating |
| Love Glove - Sule |
5.3
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| Pole Protector - les |
5.29
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| Dick Bag - -T |
5.29
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| Toga For Mr. Yoda - Skynyrd |
5.28
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| Schlong Shirt - Cryptic |
5.24
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| die |
Rating |
| Shuffled Off This Mortal Coil - JT |
5.73
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| Assume Room Temperature - Tigertony |
5.66
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| Living-Impaired - Jobiwon |
5.6
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| A Permanent Vacation - anonymous |
5.52
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| Move To Vermont - jm |
5.49
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| drink alcohol |
Rating |
| Let's Go Get The Sand Out Of Our Pussies - anonymous |
5.6
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| Slap Back Some Tap - anonymous |
5.05
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| Shitfaced - Tattooed Toni |
5.02
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| Kill Your Liver - anonymous |
4.97
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| Act Like A Lawyer And Work On A Case - fizzimjizim |
4.93
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| drunk |
Rating |
| Blitzed - dickie |
5.75
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| Ripped To The Tits - jm |
5.62
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| Wrecktified - dickie |
5.38
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| Shnackerbozzled - moneY Stacker- atlanta represent. |
5.35
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| Lit - storx |
5.2
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| ejaculate |
Rating |
| Drop A Map Of Hawaii - Mike Hawk |
5.27
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| Throat Yogurt - Sule |
5.18
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| Cream Of Sum Yung Gai - Garth |
5.12
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| Blow A Load - anonymous |
5.07
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| Shoot Your Beans - l |
5.04
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| erection |
Rating |
| Rigormortis Has Set In - IncogNegro |
7.25
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| Standing Ovation - me |
5.81
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| Morning Missile - gruelPie |
5.51
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| Mr. Happy Saying Hello - Wouldn'tuliketoknow |
5.49
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| The Ol' Divning Rod - Hugh Janus |
5.46
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| fart |
Rating |
| Persian Bomb - Parham |
6.44
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| Popping Corn - lizzie |
5.57
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| Crop Dusting - gruelPie |
5.42
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| Butt Thunder - frap the bowlblaster |
5.35
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| Barking Spiders - anonymous |
5.32
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| fat |
Rating |
| Drought And Famine Resistant - fletch |
6.16
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| Salad Dodger - Herb |
5.92
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| One Doughnut Short Of Your Own Zip Code - gruelPie |
5.88
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| Aerodynamicly Rounded - Chris |
5.29
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| One Pound Away From Holy Sh**. - anonymous |
5.16
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| high |
Rating |
| More Stoned Than An Arab Woman Driving - billi boi bong alot |
7.46
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| Spongebong Hemp Pants - wilma caukfitenhur |
5.37
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| Toasted - Toaster |
5.34
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| Stoned - anonymous |
5.18
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| Twocked - S |
5.13
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| hung over |
Rating |
| Beer Monkey - He Comes And Shits In Your Mouth, Nicks Your Money And Messes Up Your Hair - God |
5.61
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| A Mouth Like The Inside Of A Bavarian Salmon Pochers Worm Sack. - jacko |
5.0
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| Looking For The Cat That Shit In Your Mouth - F- baggins |
4.92
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| Dead - gruelpie |
4.89
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| I Am Looking For The Gorilla That Shat In My Mouth - jacko |
4.59
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| loser |
Rating |
| Clump Of Swallowed Sperm - Mounts |
5.29
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| Asshat! - LikeUs-OnlyBetter |
5.27
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| The Reason For Birth Control - anonymous |
4.96
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| Poor Excuse For Life - spice |
4.85
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| Failed Abortion - Mounts |
4.77
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| masturbate |
Rating |
| pleasures of the palm - anon |
9.54
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| Pulling your Fast One - ax1um |
8.51
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| Hand to gland combat - Si |
6.04
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| Stroke the Poke - Donar |
6.0
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| Beat My Dick Like It Owes Me Money - anonymous |
5.71
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| menstruation |
Rating |
| Moon Flow - wm |
8.56
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| Red Flag Week - Creeping Jennie |
6.36
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| surfin the crimson wave! - Jill |
5.44
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| Aunt Flo is visiting - hotmama |
5.12
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| TOM - Nik |
5.0
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| nerd |
Rating |
| Future employer - Dirt Dirt McGirt |
6.29
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| geek - hotmama |
4.84
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| goober - gruelPie |
4.67
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| dip shit - tikki |
4.59
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| DORK - american idol fan |
4.58
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| oral sex |
Rating |
| lapsnorkeling - Sullivan28 |
6.81
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| Mustache Ride - anonymous |
5.36
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| blow job - anonymous |
5.13
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| muff diving - anonymous |
5.0
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| givin' head - storx |
4.99
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| other |
Rating |
| trouser chili - anonymous |
5.69
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| a person that talks to much - anonymous |
5.55
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| prarie doggin' - michael |
5.5
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| i'd fuck her limp - poomouth |
5.31
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| Man-Gravy - anonymous |
5.15
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| pee |
Rating |
| pay the water bill - shagmaster |
5.64
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| golden shower - zacster 8 hz |
5.48
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| Shake the dew of the daffodil - anonymous |
5.37
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| take a leak - anonymous |
5.31
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| Water the Daisies - Anonymous |
5.3
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| penis |
Rating |
| Flesh Swing - just me |
7.83
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| the womb beater - JT |
7.04
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| shlong - fern |
5.74
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| lipstick - sean diehl |
5.65
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| Skin Flute - Your Mother |
5.53
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| poop |
Rating |
| Going to go negotiate a hostage situation at the chocolate factory - Dirt Dirt McGirt |
6.83
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| negotiating the release of chocolate hostages - Krishnam |
5.8
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| Shart - Al |
5.79
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| mudd butt - ange; |
5.64
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| dropping some friends off at the pool - Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny |
5.46
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| sex |
Rating |
| feeding the beaver some wood - saltysackjack |
7.22
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| Fun Time - PWN4G3 |
5.33
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| Parking the beef bus in tuna town - Bacon |
4.98
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| show her my "oh" face - Office Space |
4.89
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| bumpin' uglies - vee |
4.81
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| stupid |
Rating |
| Mostly Decorative - Not Mostly Decorative |
6.05
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| Mentally Inferior To His Furniture - boink |
5.5
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| Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel - RioBra |
5.4
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| Couldnt find his ass with both hands and a map - w00t |
5.2
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| the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor - anonymous |
5.2
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| testicles |
Rating |
| FAMILY JEWELS - FUDGYPAUL |
5.54
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| CAHONES - NUTMAN |
5.23
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| bean bag - hey_hey |
5.13
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| Huevos - NUTMAN |
4.89
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| COCONUTS - NUTMAN |
4.86
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| ugly |
Rating |
| swamp donkey - fizzimjizim |
5.82
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| First name GO last name RILLA - Claire |
5.1
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| Gorilla Cookies - JT |
5.01
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| Fugly - ~~Senator~~ |
4.91
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| boner reducer - svtman |
4.88
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| vagina |
Rating |
| Punani - Fatal |
5.44
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| dick sharpener - anonymous |
5.36
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| Panty Hamster - TLicious |
5.33
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| cunt - anonymous |
5.24
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| Pussy - anonymous |
5.23
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| vomit |
Rating |
| Making sidewalk pizzas - dano |
6.42
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| technicolor yawn - gruelPie |
6.32
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| Psychedlic yodelling - mqh13 |
6.03
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| Food Re-cap - anonymous |
5.95
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| driving the porcelain bus - gruelPie |
5.58
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