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| ass |
Rating |
| Love Crack - MattH |
5.2
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| Booty - anonymous |
5.19
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| Fart Box - brad1120 |
5.04
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| Turd Cutter - Lucky |
4.9
|
| Tradesman's Entrance - Marty Hale |
4.83
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| nerd |
Rating |
| Future employer - Dirt Dirt McGirt |
5.61
|
| rRhQXpMuoJ - XfdLyicvCQYv |
5.0
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| dip shit - tikki |
4.74
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| geek - hotmama |
4.73
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| schmedley - svtman |
4.67
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| masturbate |
Rating |
| pleasures of the palm - anon |
9.56
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| Pulling your Fast One - ax1um |
8.62
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| Roughing Up The Suspect - Sarge |
8.5
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| flog the log - the duke (birmingham) |
8.0
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| Handle The Candle - C.V. |
8.0
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| fat |
Rating |
| Drought and famine resistant - fletch |
6.87
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| Salad dodger - Herb |
6.05
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| one doughnut short of your own zip code - gruelPie |
5.93
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| no stranger to a fish supper - jacko |
5.86
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| salad dodger - adamak |
5.67
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| ugly |
Rating |
| Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down - bozo |
7.29
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| swamp donkey - fizzimjizim |
6.08
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| Sweet AND Funny - billy |
5.4
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| First name GO last name RILLA - Claire |
5.31
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| Gorilla Cookies - JT |
5.14
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| sex |
Rating |
| feeding the beaver some wood - saltysackjack |
7.5
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| Up to the nuts in guts - Bozo |
7.0
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| Tappin' It - a.d. |
6.75
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| "takin the pigskin bus to tuna town" - anonymous |
6.5
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| Fun Time - PWN4G3 |
5.73
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| oral sex |
Rating |
| lapsnorkeling - Sullivan28 |
7.02
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| Colonel Angus - alex |
5.67
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| Mustache Ride - anonymous |
5.57
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| blow job - anonymous |
5.14
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| eat an Egg McMuff - anonymous |
5.02
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| penis |
Rating |
| - anonymous |
10.0
|
| purple helmeted love warrior - jacko |
10.0
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| The pork sword - jacko |
10.0
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| the beef bayonet - jacko |
10.0
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| the mutton dagger - jacko |
10.0
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| vagina |
Rating |
| the bearded clam - jacko |
9.0
|
| Cockpit - anonymous |
8.5
|
| Nookie - Brian |
8.0
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| piss flaps like roy rodgers saddlebags and a clitoris like an anaconda - jacko |
8.0
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| wrinkly dog lips - Damon |
7.5
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| breasts |
Rating |
| chesticles - Doug C |
7.25
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| Right Bonney Set O' Tets - Dirt Dirt McGirt |
6.56
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| Chesticals - Mara |
6.43
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| Salt Lake City's - anonymous |
6.11
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| Eye Magnets - PWN4G3 |
5.77
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| ejaculate |
Rating |
| Shoot Your Beans - l |
5.47
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| Drop A Map Of Hawaii - Mike Hawk |
5.44
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| Throat Yogurt - Sule |
5.36
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| Cream Of Sum Yung Gai - Garth |
5.21
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| Blow A Load - anonymous |
5.15
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| pee |
Rating |
| golden shower - zacster 8 hz |
5.95
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| pay the water bill - shagmaster |
5.74
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| Clean the toilet - 555-0123 |
5.67
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| Drain the slinkee - Frank Rizzo |
5.52
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| spray the wall - wilsonvillain |
5.52
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| poop |
Rating |
| Choke a nugget - Bozo |
10.0
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| making a food baby - The Snakeman |
8.5
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| Going to go negotiate a hostage situation at the chocolate factory - Dirt Dirt McGirt |
6.83
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| battle the fudge dragon - anonymous |
6.67
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| Evict the Hobbit - Herb |
6.13
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| menstruation |
Rating |
| Moon Flow - wm |
8.62
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| riding the cotton pony! - hotmama |
6.77
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| Red Flag Week - Creeping Jennie |
6.44
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| Surfing The Crimson Tide - K |
5.75
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| surfin the crimson wave! - Jill |
5.47
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| fart |
Rating |
| Persian Bomb - Parham |
6.51
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| ass gas - the duke (birmingham) |
5.89
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| popping corn - lizzie |
5.69
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| Mustard Gas - Gabe Rodriguez |
5.53
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| crop dusting - gruelPie |
5.41
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| die |
Rating |
| wrong side of the lawn - DG |
6.5
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| Living-Impaired - Jobiwon |
6.33
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| Reached The End Of The Path - Roland of Deschain - Son of Steven |
6.25
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| Shuffled Off This Mortal Coil - JT |
5.96
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| Assume Room Temperature - Tigertony |
5.85
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| drink alcohol |
Rating |
| blow the froth off a couple - stones |
8.5
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| Let's Go Get The Sand Out Of Our Pussies - anonymous |
5.6
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| Shitfaced - Tattooed Toni |
4.96
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| Kill Your Liver - anonymous |
4.87
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| Bend An Elbow - fizzimjizim |
4.86
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| vomit |
Rating |
| Making sidewalk pizzas - dano |
6.42
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| technicolor yawn - gruelPie |
6.37
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| Psychedlic yodelling - mqh13 |
6.03
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| Food Re-cap - anonymous |
5.95
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| Shout Soup - Trantor |
5.86
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| drunk |
Rating |
| Speaking Drunkeneese - girobellum |
7.0
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| Banjaxed - seth |
6.67
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| Blitzed - dickie |
5.95
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| TANKED - dro, tom white, jess, burge |
5.86
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| Wrecktified - dickie |
5.67
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| stupid |
Rating |
| Mostly Decorative - Not Mostly Decorative |
5.95
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| Mentally Inferior To His Furniture - boink |
5.45
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| Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel - RioBra |
5.42
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| The Wheel's Spinnin' But the Hamster's Dead - don Pablo |
5.31
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| Couldnt find his ass with both hands and a map - w00t |
5.2
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| loser |
Rating |
| Clump of swallowed sperm - Mounts |
5.41
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| Asshat! - LikeUs-OnlyBetter |
5.35
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| the reason for birth control - anonymous |
5.02
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| poor excuse for life - spice |
4.91
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| Failed abortion - Mounts |
4.88
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| other |
Rating |
| mail@parrotparrotz.com - Alice |
10.0
|
| mail@sireouswheels.com - Ilia |
7.0
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| mail@rabbitsweb.com - Herbert |
7.0
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| mail@rabbitsweb.com - Herbert |
7.0
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| jerfemy@zawodxnoy.co.tw - Jeremy |
6.75
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| erection |
Rating |
| Rigormortis Has Set In - IncogNegro |
7.5
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| Standing Ovation - me |
5.79
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| morning missile - gruelPie |
5.61
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| the ol' divning rod - Hugh Janus |
5.57
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| Tent pole - M |
5.45
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| condom |
Rating |
| Dressing For The Party - Vamp13 |
6.8
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| Saran Wrap - nooz |
6.4
|
| Schlong Shirt - Cryptic |
5.5
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| Dick Bag - -T |
5.43
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| The Glass Sliper Of Our Generation - winkey_1 |
5.43
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| high |
Rating |
| more stoned than an arab woman driving - billi boi bong alot |
7.64
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| twisted - Delysid |
6.57
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| altered - Delysid |
5.57
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| spongebong hemp pants - wilma caukfitenhur |
5.48
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| Twocked - S |
5.46
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| hung over |
Rating |
| Beer Monkey - He comes and shits in your mouth, nicks your money and messes up your hair - God |
5.88
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| dead - gruelpie |
5.26
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| a mouth like the inside of a Bavarian salmon pochers worm sack. - jacko |
5.17
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| looking for the cat that shit in your mouth - F- baggins |
5.11
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| i am looking for the gorilla that shat in my mouth - jacko |
5.0
|
| testicles |
Rating |
| weeniecheeks - anonymous |
6.0
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| bean bag - hey_hey |
5.12
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| COCONUTS - NUTMAN |
5.11
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| CAHONES (?) - NUTMAN |
5.02
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| JUEVOS - NUTMAN |
5.02
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